The Manti Te’o Story Is Horrifying

Let me first say I will not write ABOUT the information acquired by Deadspin, to read the article itself check it out here. This is a reaction, a view of the information we currently have about what even occurred to the most talked about story in college football. Here are definite facts that Deadspin broke:

  • Lennay Kekua is not, nor ever was, a real person.
  • Manti Te’o has never met Lennay Kekua or anyone of that name.
  • The picture of Lennay Kekua were not her, but an anonymous woman who is real who Deadspin refers to as “Reba” in order to preserve her privacy.
  • Ronaiah Tuiasosopo, the alleged creator of this Lennay Kekua persona, met Reba and requested pictures from her that ended up on Lennay Kekua’s twitter page.
  • Lennay Kekua’s twitter changed from @lovalovaloveYOU to @LennayKay and finally to @LoveMSMK.
  • Tuiasosopo requested a picture from Reba and requested she hold a sign that read “MSMK” on it.

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Sweet Bar-B-Que Moses! Jadeveon Clowney Destroyed Vincent Smith

Jadeveon Clowney, a future top pick in the NFL, absolutely obliterated Michigan’s Vincent Smith. He hit him so hard he became a Junior again. Seriously Smith’s family felt that forceful hit. This is the top hit of 2012 in all of football period. I could watch this video literally all day.

Connecticut Shooting Leaves 26 Dead Including 20 Children [UPDATES]

This morning 18 20 Children (mostly kindergarteners) lost their lives along with 6 adults. One shooter, who used a .223 caliber rifle, is dead while another suspect is in custody. I am refusing to put the shooters name. I will not memorialize him in any way.

Latest information stats that the shooter was 20 years old.

20 year old suspect is dead inside of the school, believed to have some sort of connection to the school itself. [1:50pm]

The man is reported to be the father of a student of the school. He had 4 weapons and body armor. [2:12pm]

One of the shooters parents is found dead in their home in New Jersey via NBC News on twitter. [2:23pm]

Shooters name is [redacted]. His mother was a kindergarten teacher at Sandy Hook. [2:26pm]

SWAT teams are searching the second suspect’s house right now.

 

Leave your politics and bullshit at the door please. Gun control should not be discussed right now, people and hideously enough, children, lost their lives.

In memory of them…

Forget “Gangnam Style” and Get Into the Death Metal Crab Walk

Top-5 on the internet right now

Now no doubt you have never heard of the metal band IMMORTAL or maybe you have, either way this is currently my favorite video. As a video editor myself, dear lord I want to thank the guy who slipped this nugget into the video for the song ALL SHALL FALL. (All their stuff is in CAPS LOCK so I figured why not)

Around 45 seconds the lead singer/guitarist does a Death Metal Crab Walk and I cannot stop laughing at it. Currently top 10 on my internet trolling meter. Make sure to watch this entire video though because I seriously cannot tell if this video is serious or was done as a joke and they all just dicked around the whole time. Honestly, like, every one of their music videos is done in a mountain range that looks straight out of Skyrim. They also look like La Parka from WCW and KISS formed a 80s hair metal band and this is what became of that spawn. Enjoy.

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Forget "Gangnam Style" and Get Into the Death Metal Crab Walk

Top-5 on the internet right now

Now no doubt you have never heard of the metal band IMMORTAL or maybe you have, either way this is currently my favorite video. As a video editor myself, dear lord I want to thank the guy who slipped this nugget into the video for the song ALL SHALL FALL. (All their stuff is in CAPS LOCK so I figured why not)

Around 45 seconds the lead singer/guitarist does a Death Metal Crab Walk and I cannot stop laughing at it. Currently top 10 on my internet trolling meter. Make sure to watch this entire video though because I seriously cannot tell if this video is serious or was done as a joke and they all just dicked around the whole time. Honestly, like, every one of their music videos is done in a mountain range that looks straight out of Skyrim. They also look like La Parka from WCW and KISS formed a 80s hair metal band and this is what became of that spawn. Enjoy.

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