Evan Moorer a good friend of mine sounds off via my Facebook wall about NCAA and NFL football each week. Because they are hilarious I feel I must post them to the general public for your viewing pleasure as well. Well, let us get into this week’s letters in review!
This week in letters to football teams:
Ah another set of these letters…
Dear Chargers, you lost to the Browns… congratulations. Not only did you manage to screw up a cake walk win, you lost to one of the worst teams in the history of universe.
Dear Minnesota, a match-up of terrible teams. Christian Ponder 19/35 and Josh Freeman 19/36. with averages like that its amazing to wonder how either of teams could win any games. Surprisingly though, 3 is the magic number. 3 turnovers for the Vikings, (hold the damn ball) 3 passing touchdowns, and the 3 f–ks I gave about this game. Way to get blown out Minnesota.
Dear panthers, it’s time to realize…
not even Cam Newton can save you.
Dear Seahawks, I just like to see you lose… sorry
Dear Jaguars, this is exactly how you should read the game to your fans:
Blaine Gabbert threw for 303 yards!
… with only 1 passing touchdown?…
he was 27-49?
sweet BBQ Moses! That’s awful! Stop throwing the damn ball!
Dear patriots, …………… I see you got my letter from last week…
Dear Colts, Lol. Overtime with the Titans? Luck over Manning was a great idea…
Dear jets, Sanchez! Tebow!
How did this happen? Who did this to you! Shonn Greene I thought you had their back? Not to the Dolphins!!!!!!
Dear Falcons, 7-0? 3 touchdowns? 22-29? Welcome to the Dark Side Darth Ryan.
Dear Washington, “Steelers contain RG3, have way with Redskins”- espn.
How dare you let Big Ben bend you over and let him do his duty?
Dear Raiders, The Kansas City Chiefs……when will it work for them?
Dear Saints, HOLY F–KING S–T DREW BREES!
22-42 passing is all that needs to be said.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST…
DEAR ARIZONA CARDINALS,
LET THE LOSING STREAK