Evan Moorer a good friend of mine sounds off via my Facebook wall about NCAA and NFL football each week. Because they are hilarious I feel I must post them to the general public for your viewing pleasure as well. Well, let us get into this week’s letters in review!
This week in letters to football teams:
Dear Cleveland Browns, so… Andrew Luck throws no passing TD’s on you, and has less yards than Weeden. Yet you still manage to lose? Congrats you’re terrible.
Dear Seahawks, 9 for 23 Russel Wilson? Put the ball down dammit!!!
Dear Buffalo, guess you should have gone for a touchdown instead of two field goals huh?
Dear Green Bay, 30-37, 342 yards,3 touchdowns… up by 10 points, continue ass kicking (RODGERS SMASH)
Dear Arizona, as I said last week, let the losing streak commence.
Dear Washington, I actually dont have a note written for you… its from Eli Manning instead. He said RG3 aint s–t.
Dear New Orleans and Tampa Bay, lets face facts here, you both suck right now and it didn’t really matter who one this game. If it were possible for both teams to lose in a football game, it would have happened to you both during this game.
Dear Panthers, I’m going to make a bet on your team… who will win another game first? You or Cleveland? Ohhhhh the excitement!
Dear Baltimore, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNN…
Dear Jaguars, you have the smartest quaterback this week! He knew when to stop, 8 for 12. Great job! Wait you lost…
Dear patriots, Darth Brady you disappoint me, you won the game but not by alot. No “BRADY SMASH” this week.
Dear Detroit Lions, STOP THROWING THE BALL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Lastly, dear Pittsburgh and Cinci,
“Big Ben leads depleted Steelers past Bengals”
that is all that needs to be said…